Your pet, cover star at last
They've been the star of the house for years. Now they get the magazine: a pet passport, a report card, their greatest crimes and a safe treat recipe.
- Written only from what you tell us. Nothing personal is made up.
- Real history from their dates, checked against public records.
- Your photos and messages from friends, printed as they are.
€19.90 · Up to 26 pages · ready in minutes
Why it beats a card
Pet passport
Breed, favourite snack, known crimes and an official stamp.
Obedience report
Grades for sit, stay and stealing socks.
A treat recipe
A pet-safe recipe laid out as a card.
Pages you could find inside
Sample pages to show the style. Yours are written from your answers.
Chapters written for this occasion
Pick the ones you like, or let us choose a mix for them.
Pet Passport
Treats & Games
Rookie Card
Is Alex Hungry?
Alex, Translated
Alex's Receipt
Perfect for
- Dogs, cats, rabbits and more
- Pet birthdays and gotcha days
- Gifts for pet-mad friends
How it works
1. Tell us about them
A few dates and the stories only you know. Skip anything you don't.
2. Watch it go to press
Research, writing and illustration run at once. Usually six or seven minutes.
3. Read, tweak, then give
Change any word before you pay €19.90. Send it as a gift link, PDF or video.
What we'll ask you
The better the stories, the better the magazine. Skip anything you don't know.
01
Personality
e.g. Dramatic. Believes the postman is a criminal mastermind.
02
Daily habits & rituals
e.g. 6am wake-up stare, beach walk, nap in the sun patch, zoomies at 9pm.
03
Favourite things
e.g. Tennis balls, cheese, Priya's slippers, the beach.
04
Legendary moments
e.g. Stole a whole roast chicken at Christmas 2023.
Questions
Put them on the cover.
€19.90. Read the opening pages before you pay.